What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 14:44
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?